Every St. Paddy’s Day, my family participates in a fun-filled family football game. I know, I know… typically that’s a Thanksgiving thing, but we loved the fun so much that we decided to carry it over to March too (especially since we’ve already relapsed at least twice since our Super Bowl withdrawal started).

So, here’s the thing… It’s supposed to be fun, but unfortunately, my family is pretty competitive. Even a game of monopoly becomes an intense sport that takes strategy, athleticism, and skill. This past Christmas, I watched my sister drop tackle my brother because she caught him slipping himself an extra hunnit or two from the bank. It did not go well.

Since the Christmas Debacle Of 2017, bro has been throwing some serious shade at my sister. St. Patrick’s Day is literally tomorrow, and I am determined that they let bygones be bygones. So what better way to get them both in a better mood than stopping by Fiore Volkswagen to save a crazy amount on a new car! The Sm:)e It’s Spring Event is under way, after all, in addition to their monthly specials!

My sister has been talking about downsizing from her HUGE minivan (I have 6 nieces and nephews just from her, who are now all grown up and drive their own cars) to something a bit more her size, bear in mind she is conservatively 5 feet tall on a good day. The 2017 Volkswagen Jetta 1.8T SEL, or the 2017 Volkswagen Passat 1.8T SE, which are both on sale for under $19,000 would be right up her alley! Maybe even the 2018 Volkswagen Tiguan S 4MOTION® AWD, which she can lease for $169 a month OR for 2.49% APR for 60 months would peak her interest if she still wants the size that a car that isn’t a sedan can offer! I know for a fact my brother has had his eye on the 2018 Volkswagen Atlas S 4MOTION® AWD for him and his brood of children, and now he can get it for $319 a month, or 1.9% APR for 60 months!!

All in all, I’m expecting the whole family to be singing my praises this weekend, thus restoring peace just in time for our Reuben Dinner. After such a strenuous endeavor, I think I just might reward myself with a sweet new car too!

*All specials expire on 4/2/2018 see specials page for full details.